Callum Sounds

Ok, so you love the sound of that voice and want it wafting through your computer and telling you that "You're a freak" or even "You need professional help" when you make mistakes or "Make it print" when it doesn't want to.

Aunty Janet is here to save the day!

A few bits for you from all over, not too many as my friend who owns the CKR archive has most, visit her at:
www.callumrennie.com.

Below in time, you will find a few quotes from Due South and maybe a few other films/tv shows that Callum has been in. The list will be very small to begin with but will expand given time. I have listed a few of the fans favourite quotes that I intend on supplying, if your favourite isn't below then email me God damnit and tell me! I wish to please.Enjoy!

VIDEO CLIPS

RealVideo of Callum accepting his Genie

Hard Core Logo trailer

Stump scene <HCL>

MASTERMINDS

Start your engines

"Crafty Bastard"

HARD CORE LOGO

Callum interviewed for the making of
Hard Core Logo

Buds.wav
" Its' Buddies"

coolmovies.wav
"Arrggk! The category is cool movies not dumb ass movies, Alex Trebek"

Men With Guns
"That's not buddies"

"Men With Guns 1
" "Know what i love? I love the car, a convertable and..and..and you drive in winter but you keep the heat on the whole time so your feet, your feet get really warm but your your top of your head is always cold, i like that, that kinda weird ah.."

"Men With Guns 2
"You're not one of those serial killers are ya?"
"No, do I look like a serial killer?"
"Yes!"
"Look it's not for me it's for a friend"
"I don't do that anymore"
"What?!"
"Sell guns..guns guns"
"Rob said that you'd.."
"Yeah well I don't"

TRICKS
Beautiful.wav
"God, you're beautiful"

DUE SOUTH

D-U-M, Dumb.wav
RAYK:"that's D-U-M, dumb"

"dropya.wav
RAYK:dammit fraser, if you were gonna drop a guy you gotta say something first like..Ray I'm gonna drop ya.

Handcart.wav
BEN: well not yet but it might have, it might well be
the start of a slippery slope
RAYK: Oh yes, i believe your going to hell in a handcart
BEN: It's not something to laugh about I might well be.

help.wav
RAYK: You need professional help

whack.wav
RAYK: Yeah and then we ask 'em questions like if somebody got whacked we'd go....You whack that guy?

wildcard.wav
RAYK: I play by my own rules, kind of a wild card, kinda kooky

attract.wav
RAYK: Do you find me attractive?

kick in the head.wav
BOSS: What do you do?
RAYK: kick 'em in the head?

I am a poet.wav
RAYK: See thats my thing,on the inside I am a poet- outside..hmm, shake bad guy, shake!

Pitter patter.wav
RAY: "Pitter patter let's get at 'er"

Coma.wav
RAY: "Wow! I just came out of my coma....."

Badge.wav
RAY: "Ah come on Fraser we don't really have to sleep on the floor do we?."
FRASER:Yes
RAY::Look I do this I want a badge. A tucking on the floor I hurt my back badge.
FRASER:I'll get you one
RAY:OK

Sound files to come that you, the visitor have requested. If you have these or know where I can get them email me. Credit given:

Christ on a bike"

"I left my garage in my other pants"

"I could do that. I choose not to."

"I'll beat you to death with this empty gun!"

"She was never big on Christmas... or me for that matter."

"Get off me exclamation mark!"
"Do not touch my inner thigh and calf!"
"That's not buddies! I hate you."
"Cause my friends are always asking me, 'Ray, where do you get all those seals?'."

"Can you please leave the room before I punch you in the head."

"Step 1: get a big hat. Step 2: lick electrical sockets. Step 3:..."